Too Much Granola

by Nathaniel edward Briner

There’s too much granola.

Well, I think that if you-

There’s too much…

Ok, yeah, but if-

…granola.

If you’d just-

Too much granola.

Did you tas-

Too much granola!

There’s no need to ye-

Too much granola!

Stop yelling at-

TOO MUCH GRANOLA!

When I asked for feedback, I didn’t mea-

TOO MUCH GRANOLA!

Please.

TOO MUCH GRANOLA!

Please!

TOO MUCH GRANOLA!

Stop!

TOO MUCH GRANOLA!

YELLING.

TOO MUCH GRANOLA. 

I say nothing.

There’s just too much of it.

Just, there’s too much, just put less of it in there.

That’s all I have to…look, “TOO MUCH GRANOLA!”, okay, that is all.

That’s all I have to say.

Hey man, could I get a ride home?